February 15th, 2008
FRIDAY FUNNY: Failed Copper Thief, Successful Darwin Awards Candidate?

Last December, FacilityBlog featured a story that included a new strategy for facility managers who want to protect their properties from copper theft. But in the story that follows, no extra strategies or fancy technologies were necessary. The thief’s stupidity foiled his efforts and no copper was stolen.
This past Saturday (2/9/2008), a not-so-bright copper bandit in Central England was zapped while trying to cut through a 11,000 volt power cable with a hacksaw. The event happened near the village of Creswell, where 800 customers were plunged into darkness for a few hours as a result of the botched copper caper. Soaring prices for the precious metal have prompted an epidemic of brazen thefts, resulting in the death of two culprits—and many serious injuries—in Britain alone.
While the fate (or fatality) of Creswell’s self destructive criminal is currently unknown, police are checking nearby hospitals for unidentified burn victims. From Reuters:
“The sheer stupidity of cutting through power cables should be glaringly obvious to everyone,” said Phil Wilson, customer operations manager with local power company Central Networks.
“At the very least, putting the hacksaw through the cable would have created an almighty bang and the line would have burned for quite a few seconds, showering them with molten copper… We can only assume they left in a great hurry or they were injured and were dragged away by an accomplice.” But searches of local hospitals have so far not found the culprit, a spokeswoman for Derbyshire Police said Tuesday.
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