March 6th, 2009
FRIDAY FUNNY: The Employee Happiness Kit
IMPORTANCE NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!
All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
Feeling stressed? Too many priorities and assignments? Here is the new, low cost, company approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments.
Supply each employee with two paper clips and rubber bands. (See Figure 1.)
Figure 1
Assemble items as shown in Figure 2.
Figure 2
Apply as shown in Figure 3.
Figure 3
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
Sincerely,
Management
Many thanks to Poor Richard for sending along this post.
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4 Responses to “FRIDAY FUNNY: The Employee Happiness Kit”
That’s all well and good if you work for some hoity-toity company that can afford to hand out office supplies willy-nilly. I am hoarding my rubber bands and paper clips in case I need them to hunt for food.
Craig, March 6th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
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The Happy Blog » Blog Archive » Having fun with the idea of happiness at work!, March 7th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
This is great.
It should go under the category of “Rule 62″, “Don’t take yourself so darned seriously”.
http://happynessisachoice.com/rule-62/memo-from-god/
Dave Owen, March 9th, 2009 at 8:41 am
Thank you for the post
there’re not so many smiles in our daily work. I was glad to see the smiles of my workmates who read this post.
real estate in paris, March 10th, 2009 at 7:48 am
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