February 23rd, 2007
Friday Funny: Celebrating "Thomas Crapper Day" (January 27)
First there was “Pimp My Cubicle” and now Roto-Rooter, the largest provider of plumbing and drain-cleaning services in the United States and Canada is taking that one step beyond with its “Pimped Out John”–the grand prize in the company’s sweepstakes held from January 24, 2007 (Thomas Crapper Day*), through April 2, 2007. The lucky winner will be crowned on National Plumber’s Day, April 25, 2007.
In recognition of this event, Roto-Rooter has created what it considers to be the ultimate toilet. The companyy has developed a customized, one-of-a-kind throne; a truly “Pimped Out John.” But customers won’t find it in stores. Only one lucky person will win this gleaming monument to personal convenience by entering Roto-Rooter’s online “Pimped Out John,” sweepstakes. Anyone can enter to win at www.rotorooter.com.
Roto-Rooter’s “Pimped Out John” is outfitted with every feature a modern king or queen could want in a bathroom throne, and underneath all of the trappings is a superb Kohler Cimarron’ toilet. This amazing commode is fully loaded with the following “luxury enhancements”:
* Philips 20-inch flat panel LCD TV
* Xbox 360 gaming system
* Philips DVD player with Star Wars DVD
* Gateway” EMachine laptop computer with fully articulated robot arm
* iPod with stereo docking station equipped with toilet paper dispenser
* Roto-Rooter “emergency” button
* Tivo digital video recorder (DVR)
* Avanti refrigerator with beer tap, stocked with drinks and snacks
* Magazine rack
* Bike pedal exercise system
* Electric cup warmer / cooler
“The bathroom is the perfect place for your very own throne. It shouldn’t always be regarded as the room of last resort,” contends Steven Pollyea, Roto-Rooter vice president of marketing. “We hope that with the ‘Pimped out John,’ young people especially, will have a good laugh and think of Roto-Rooter when they need high quality plumbing and drain service.”
Roto-Rooter technicians will even come to your home to install the Pimped Out John!
*About Thomas Crapper Day
Thomas Crapper was a well-known inventor and plumber and a pioneer in the advancement of indoor plumbing. He was most known for inventing the “Disconnecting Trap,” which became essential to indoor plumbing. This was a great leap forward in the campaign against disease. Crapper held nine patents, four for improvements to drains, three for water closets, one for manhole covers and the last for pipe joints. Every patent application for plumbing-related products filed by Crapper made it through the process, and actual patents were granted. Crapper did not invent the toilet but his employee, Albert Giblin, invented the “Silent Valveless Water Waste Preventer” (No. 814), a symphonic discharge system that allowed a toilet to flush effectively when the cistern was only half full. The device was patented in 1898. Crapper bought the patent rights and was the first to market the modern toilet. Crapper died on January 27, 1910.
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