FRIDAY FUNNY: Making Work Into A Laughing Matter
These amusing work-oriented sayings come courtesy of JokeQuote.com.
No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.
- Groucho Marx
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.
- Robert Benchley
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
- Jerome K. Jerome
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
- Oscar Wilde
Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
- Don Herold
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him whose?
- Don Marquis
Committee – a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
- Fred Allen
I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with.
- Mike Vanatta
28. A guy gave me a job at an information booth – no questions asked.
- Jay London
29. I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
- Lily Tomlin
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