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Friday Funny: FM Advice–if you see a snake, what should you do?

Written by Heidi Schwartz. Posted in Facility Management

Published on May 12, 2006 with No Comments

This week’s Friday Funny comes from TFM‘s FM Frequency Columnist, who notes, “Names have been removed to protect the innocent!”

From: Facility Management Office
Sent: Thursday, September 08, 2005 2:58 PM
Subject: Snakes

Dear XXXXXXXXXXXXX Tenants,

Due to various construction projects taking place at XXXXXXXXXXXXX , there has been an increase in snake sightings. We are working with XXXXX to handle the problem. We ask for your cooperation in these efforts.

When outside, please be aware of your surroundings at all times. Do not attempt to catch or kill any snakes you might see. Instead, please take note of where you saw the snake, try to keep track of it and call “Shawn” with XXXXX at XXX XXX-XXXX immediately.

As always, please call the XXXXXXX Management Office if you have any concerns or questions.

Thank you for your cooperation and patience in this matter.

XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Tenant Services Coordinator
XXXXXX Office Park

About Heidi Schwartz

Heidi Schwartz

Schwartz joined Group C Media in April 1989 as managing editor of Today's Facility Manager (TFM) magazine (formerly Business Interiors) where she was subsequently promoted to editor/co-publisher of the monthly trade magazine for facility management professionals. In September 2012, she took over the newly created position of internet director for TFM's parent company, Group C Media, where she is charged with developing content and creating online strategies for TFM and its sister publication, Business Facilities. Schwartz can be reached at schwartz@groupc.com.

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